Re: An altar for Eris Discordia

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: : Ave fellow Ladonians and Children of Eris! : : I have now returned to the virtual grounds of Ladonia, : : after having resided in the Region of Thud for many : : dull months, being tempted by Greyface and his ilk. : : This is due to an unexpected visit from Our Lady herself. : : One night she appeared on my TV screen (I don't have a : : TV, but that's immaterial, she likes to do that kind of : : things), asking me: : : -Hey dude, why are you sitting so idle? : : -Well, why not, I asked, I'm sort of enjoying myself. : : Why do more than you have to? : : -There may be people out there who needs you, the : : population of Ladonia for example. You oughta go out : : and tell them that they're free to do what they want. : : -I suppose they are already aware of that.., I tried. : : -There are also people who knows how to eat hot dogs : : with hot dog buns, she replied mysteriously, and then : : switched off. : : So, since I dare not defy the will of a goddess, I hereby : : declare to all the people of Ladonia, in the name of : : Eris: You are free to do what you want! : : By the way, I can also tell you that Eris is very pleased : : with the development of Ladonia so far. The elections, : : challenges and the division of power between all parts : : have resulted in an awesome confusion, which delights : : Our Lady tremendously. Keep up the good work! : : While few may have noticed the proclamation of the : : Discordian cabal of Ladonia (in fact I told noone until : : after a week or so), it had some more significant, : : however subtle, consequenses. : : First, the whole atmosphere in Ladonia changed in a : : chaotic pattern, thus resulting in that noone may reside : : in Ladonia for more than a few days without turning a : : discordian him- or herself. In this way, we're completely : : protected against invasions by foreign powers, since our : : Lady Eris will screw up their brains if they stay too long : : (or long enough). Of course, this won't protect against : : vandal raids, like the one that struck Nimis, but I'm : : working on making the protecting field stronger. : : Second, it also brought into existence a physical area : : as the base of a discordian congregation. Until now, : : most discordian cabals have been connected to individual : : persons (the most notorious being the Josua Norton Cabal, : : which is situated in the pineal gland of Malaclypse the : : Younger), thus making them somewhat hard to find for most : : people. To strengthen Ladonias importance as a physical : : node for the discordians of the world, I have previously : : proclaimed that I'm going to erect an Eristic altar in : : Ladonia. : : This act has now been planned to be committed at Prickle- : : prickle, Confusion 28, 3163, or according to the Gregorian : : calendar, Monday, June 23, 1997. I hereby invite all & : : every Ladonian to join this ceremony. I also hope that : : someone who is more familiar with the geography of : : Ladonia could come up with suggestions of a suitable : : place for the altar. : : May the Madness always find you! : : P.P. MIIIZ, C.S.C. etc... : : - Yes, we have wondered where you'd gone. We : certainly need the benefits of Eris and as you said : we are doing our best to let her have the real : power. We know that this slightly chaotic order is : best instrument in the ongoing creations of new : worlds. Your promise on the altar is an old one : and we look forward to June 23d.

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